"Dumb" Blonde "Stuff" 001

  A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has
had no lessons or prior experience.

  She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately
springs into motion.  It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

  In terror, she wraps her arms around the horse's mane, but she
slides down the side of the horse anyway.  The horse gallops
along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.  
  Finally giving up her frail grip, she leaps from the horse to
try and throw herself to safety, Unfortunately, her foot has
become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of
the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the
ground again and again. 

  As her head is battered against the ground, she is moments away
from unconsciousness when...the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut
the horse off.